Today I made my bi-annual foray into Target for the sole reason to price their curtain rods. I had just bought two of those Ikea wire curtain assembly thingies, and was reeling from sticker shock. (I later decided to return one of them.)
And out of the corner of my eye I spied what I thought was the word “Cheapskate.”
“Yay, something for me!” screamed my chemical addled brain. (My excuse is that the store seriously stank from plastic off gassing.)
Sadly, the word I had spied was “Chesapeake,” NOT “Cheapskate.”
So no, there was nothing for me. Except a penny on the ground, which I ceremoniously scooped up and dropped into my purse.
And that, my fellow Non-Consumers is how to shop at Target!
“Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.”