My TV Show!

by Katy on April 1, 2012 · 55 comments

Some of you may have noticed that The Non-Consumer Advocate has been a bit inconsistent of late. One day a fantastic post, the next day nothing. And I can finally share my big news that has kept me so busy and away from the computer:

I am going to star in my own TV show starting this fall on The Frugal Network!

The name is not completely set in stone, but so far we’re going with:

The Non-Consumer Advocate: Decorating, Eating and Living with Garbage.

I’m so excited that I’m fit to burst. However, there are going to have to be some changes before I’m, ahem . . . TV-ready. I’ve already started on an MD-supervised 500 calorie a day diet, and have just finished getting my teeth capped and dermabrasion to even out my skin tone. This may seem extreme, but it’s all in my contract, so I don’t really have a choice.

Because of the time requirements, I’ll only be writing once a week, and most of these are likely to be previously published posts.

The money is fantastic, so I’m willing to make all these changes, and frankly, I’ll be happy to say to goodbye to all that awful scrimping and saving. (I’ve tried to put a positive spin on frugality, but seriously, who was I kidding?!) If I never set foot in a Goodwill again, I’ll be a happy gal indeed!

Anyway, I hope everyone is enjoying their first day of April. Because, you know, it’s April Fools Day.

Then again, I hope you already knew that. 😉

Katy Wolk-Stanley

“Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without”

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{ 55 comments… read them below or add one }

Chris April 1, 2012 at 10:16 am

Good one!

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Marcia April 1, 2012 at 10:20 am

So good! I was excited about the show and furious about 500 calories a day! my daughter and husband have been trying to get me all day. Hope you are well!

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David Jay Smith Chang April 1, 2012 at 10:19 am

I believed you!

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Katy April 1, 2012 at 10:46 am

😀

Katy

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Kariann April 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

me too! I almost had a heart attack.

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Karen April 1, 2012 at 10:34 am

Gah. Didn’t buy it for a minute 🙂

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Betsyohs April 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Me, neither! Well, as soon as I saw the title of the show I knew it must be a joke! 🙂

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Diane C April 1, 2012 at 10:49 am

You had me until you got to the teeth! Thanks for the laugh.

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Ann April 1, 2012 at 11:24 am

OMG…I was soooooo disappointed in you!! I got thru about 2/3 of the post and started groaning. My husband asked me what was wrong so I started at the beginning and read the post out loud to him. Groaning the whole time!!! I was formalizing my snarky response to you as I read…and then – wham!! You got me, girl!!! Happy April Fool’s day from Ann (the Fooled)!!!

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Katy April 1, 2012 at 11:28 am

Happy I didn’t warrant a “snarky response.” 🙂

Katy

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Abby April 1, 2012 at 11:26 am

You had me until you said you’d never again step into Goodwill.

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Elaine in Ark April 3, 2012 at 5:59 am

Me, too! When I saw that part, I checked the date and realized what it was.

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Laura April 5, 2012 at 10:02 am

Me too!

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Linda in Indiana April 1, 2012 at 11:33 am

Tehee! Too funny!! I thought frugal network–where have I been–never heard of that one??? Then I got to the proposed name for your show and then I knew–that Katy–she is getting us good! The jokes on us and it was fun and clever. Way to go girl!!

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Laura's Last Ditch--Adventures in Thrift Land April 1, 2012 at 11:38 am

Yeah. The not stepping foot into a Goodwill again seemed totally out of character. It would make me sad if you really meant that!

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Susan April 1, 2012 at 11:42 am

At first, I was like yeah, that is awesome and then I was like you are so wrong.

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Katy April 1, 2012 at 11:52 am

How come the “Eating Garbage” was not a clue to anyone?

Katy

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Emily T. April 1, 2012 at 11:57 am

Maybe b/c extreme names bring viewers? And dumpster diving, eating veggies grown with compost or recreating leftovers could all be construed as “eating garbage?”

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Katy April 1, 2012 at 11:59 am

True.

Katy

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Diane C April 1, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Exactly!

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Emily T. April 1, 2012 at 11:54 am

You had me right up until “I’ll be happy to say to goodbye to all that awful scrimping and saving.” Then I knew something was up.

🙂

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Greta April 1, 2012 at 11:55 am

Brilliant.

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Diane April 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Clever!

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Tina April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Shoot.. I wanted to watch your show…LOL!

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Heather April 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Was so disappointed that you said you never wanted to set foot in Goodwill again- I thought you LIKED the adventure- then the April Fool comment! Phew!

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Linda in Indiana April 1, 2012 at 1:16 pm

That Eating Garbage was in the title of the show and that is when I did catch on—that would be filed right under things that Katy won’t do! Again, tehee!! She got us good and it was fun.

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Renee CA April 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I was thinking “Oh, no….don’t use the word garbage. Maybe something like castoffs, or freebies, or……….” You got us good. Last year I sent an email to all our grown kids telling them we were moving to Mexico. They didn’t believe it for a moment.

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Nicole April 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I believed it for a minute! Then I re-read it and laughed 😀
-Nicole
Knit, Nicole, Knit!

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susanmcl April 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Got ME! so glad that you were joking, I would have been so disappointed!

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Ann C. April 1, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Hilarious! You had me going there! Happy day!

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Bobbi H. April 1, 2012 at 3:39 pm

You got me hook, line and sinker. I’m glad I clicked on the comments because I would have never figured it out. I wondered how you could have changed your opinion so much. And I also wondered what exactly you would be able to eat on a 500 calorie a day diet! I’m glad you’re not going anywhere. But I do think the Frugal Network thing is a good idea, I think it would be a popular channel.

Thanks for the laugh!

Bobbi

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Linsey LaPlant April 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

You totally had me too! Up until the microderm abrasion for your face.. then I thought… really?!? I was thinking the whole time… I’ll have to look up “the Fugal Network” to see if I get that channel with our “frugal” cable package. The title with the Garbage did seem a bit extreme. Happy April Fool’s! 🙂

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Barb @ 1 Sentence Diary April 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I’ve seen several April Fools posts today, but this one was the best. I laughed the whole way through it. 😀

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Katy April 1, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Well then, mission accomplished!

Katy

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Sarah April 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm

You had me until the 500-calorie part…good spoof!!!

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Anne Weber-Falk April 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm

You crack me up! You really had me, until I read the bit about what was in your contract. Love it! Happy April 1 day.

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Lauren (in PA) April 1, 2012 at 4:54 pm

haha….that was so good! I was REALLY excited about the show!!!!

rats.

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Donna April 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I thought “garbage” why is she putting THAT in the title…then when I read about the dermabrasion I thought, Katy would not do these things. I was REALLY excited to watch YOUR show but glad when it was an April Fool’s joke..Always…love your posts.

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Jo H. April 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Sheesh – I believed it right up until you ‘fessed up 🙂

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Yvette April 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm

ACK! ACK! ACK!

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Kate April 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm

OH LORDY. I was about to come over here and chastise you for 500 calories a day!!!

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Kate April 1, 2012 at 6:26 pm

OHH!! I didn’t even get to the end! !!! HAHAHAHA

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Rachel Gillespie April 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Well played, Katy, well played! I believed you and began to wonder where all your principles had disappeared to and how anyone could survive on 500 calories/day.
Glad you’re not leaving us! 🙂

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Jody April 1, 2012 at 10:09 pm

You one crazy girl. I am relieved……..

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Linda April 1, 2012 at 10:21 pm

LOL!!!
You really had me going, I couldn’t believe what you were saying, extreme diet, new teeth & skin, I knew it was a joke when I got to the Goodwill statement.

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Rosalie April 1, 2012 at 10:27 pm

I was all getting excited in the beginning. That was agood one!!

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Molly April 2, 2012 at 5:34 am

I fell. I was so excited!

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That Other Jean April 2, 2012 at 5:45 am

Hmmm…I wondered about the show title, balked at the 500 calorie diet, checked the date of the post at “awful scrimping,” and burst out laughing. Well done.

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Rija April 2, 2012 at 6:22 am

Progression of thoughts: The Frugal Network, haven’t heard of it, need to check if I have it…Okay, garbage is tv-ised version of leftovers & secondhand goods…500 calories a day? I guess they really do that kind of crap to people…hmmm, I don’t think I want to see this Katy, I want the real Katy…no scrimping and saving? I thought she liked doing that…oh…wait a minute, does that say what I think it says?…yes it does…that’s weird…I don’t think I want to watch her show!…OOHHH…you b*&%-…no, i did NOT already guess that. Glad to see others were fooled, too. Good one!

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fiwa April 2, 2012 at 7:49 am

I was buying it at first – I was getting all excited for you! Bad girl. Till I saw the title and the 500 calorie a day diet.

I could totally see you having your own show. Sorta like the Katy Brown Workshop, but MUCH better. 😀

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Carol Pavlik April 2, 2012 at 7:56 am

Darnit! You mean there isn’t really a Frugal Network? I would totally watch that. 🙂

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Jennifer April 2, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I wasn’t convinced. When you said no more Goodwll, I knew you were full of it!! LOL!

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Jennifer April 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

You had me, until I read the name suggestion. I was thinking, “why didn’t you mention this when we spoke the other day”. Thanks that was the only prank I got this year, even if it is already April 2.

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Jen @ Dear Mommy Brain April 3, 2012 at 10:38 am

I’m reading this a couple days late and you ALMOST had me!

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Elspeth @ paper armour April 4, 2012 at 8:42 am

You had me right up to the 500-calories-a-day diet. 😛

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