
The following is a guest post from the delicious Naomi Seldin over at Simpler Living. She had e-mailed me yesterday asking for a few joke methods to add clutter into our lives. I contributed numbers 5, 11 and 20. Although sadly, Naomi did not included my favorite cluttering tip, which was:
“Why let the recycling crew have all the fun? Gather up all your neighbor’s newspapers and magazines and throw a periodicals party. Newspaper hats, magazine collages and the excitement of an indoor maze constructed entirely from stacks of Wall Street Journals. Your only limitation is your imagination. Your great aunt Hilda never threw away a newspaper, and neither should you!”
Seriously, how could she not have included this little gem?! Oh well, geniuses are never appreciated during their lifetime.
Do you have any cluttering tips to add to the mix? Please share them in the comments section below, I know we’re a creative group and can come up with some real humdingers!
20 Ways to Create Clutter
Most days I share ways to minimize clutter. But not today. No, sir. Today, Iâm giving you 20 ways you can add stuff to your life instead of subtracting it:
1. Whenever you stay at a hotel, take the tiny shampoos and soaps home with you. Donât use them, though. Hoard them in your bathroom for the coming zombie apocalypse.
2. Treat your home like a museum. Be sentimental about everything, from your first-grade report card to family heirlooms.
3. Agree to store things indefinitely for other people, including your children.
4. If someone offers to give you something you donât really need, like an extra set of dishes, say yes. Itâs free, isnât it?
5. Combining households with your sweetie? This is the perfect opportunity to bask in the thrill of double ladles, DVD players and litter boxes. Donât be tempted to get rid of a single object; you never know when you might need those extra dining room chairs.
6. On to your wardrobe. Donât weed out old things when you buy new ones, and keep clothing in a wide range of sizes in case you shrink or expand like Alice in Wonderland.
7. Solve all of your organizational issues in one fell swoop with a quick trip to The Container Store. Buy loads of stuff, but donât measure spaces beforehand or create a clear plan for how youâre going to use them.
8. Deal with every stray emotion by going shopping. Spend more than you planned to so you can get the free gift at the cosmetics counter, even if you never use eye shadow or flavored lip gloss and already own enough toiletry bags to last a lifetime.
9. Take your âmiscellaneousâ pile of papers.
Sort papers according to category/subject/urgency.
Label each pile as such with a sticky note.
Paperclip each pile together.
File under âmiscellaneousâ in your filing cabinet.
Voila!
10. Instead of appreciating what you have, dwell on the nagging feeling that youâre missing something important.
11. Thereâs nothing in a âfree pileâ that canât become your new best friend. Broken TVâs become objects dâart, and rain-soaked couches transform into guest bedding for the in-laws!
12. Buy sale items because they are such an amazing deal, regardless of whether you actually need them.
13. If you canât sell your old things for what you think theyâre worth, keep them instead of donating them.
14. Take up a hobby or activity that requires lots of specialized gear or supplies, like ice hockey or scrapbooking. Oh, sure, it seems innocent now. Just wait until an entire room in your house has been devoted to your spouseâs model-train collection.
15. Out of sight, out of mind. If itâs tucked in a container or hidden away in a cupboard, itâs not clutter.
16. Speed up your impulse shopping by signing up for âflash saleâ sites like Groupon.
17. Value quantity over quality.
18. Subscribe to half a dozen weekly magazines and a couple of newspapers, and refuse to get rid of anything until youâve read all of them. Stack them until you can get there, ideally on tables that are slightly too small for them, enhancing the likelihood of landslides.
19. If you have a yard sale, put everything you canât sell back in the basement until next yearâs yard sale. Repeat annually.
20. When in doubt, box it up and put it into paid storage!
Many thanks to my all-star team of contributors to this post: Teri Conroy, Ruth Fantasia, Danby Minor, Liz Rotundo, J. Eric Smith and Katy Wolk-Stanley.
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